goodzillo:

tebya:

Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken

(Source: croatians, via thejewnicycle)

clubsdeuce:

reverse cryptids. common animals you know are fake. when’s the last time anyone really knew what pigeons were about.

(via hella-harry)

o-kau:

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

(Source: microweave, via mirindica)

medusabraids:

alt j: dnisisnsijjssji sbianisnis hold me on top of your tiny horse and devour me like a lozenge 

me: 

(via leftnipple)

pussylightlytoasted:

michaelmakesanentrance:

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

(Source: joaquinterrero, via brunchbabe)

thntl:

sometimes a b*tch just needs to listen to shania twain that’s just how it is

(via tittytittygangbang)

simsgonewrong:

simsgonewrong:

iss my pussy i can do what i want!

well. forgot i was on the sims blog…

(via green-grrrl)